(Source: radioactivelingerie)
Learning a girl’s social security number to casually mention it’s your social security number on a first date, so she thinks you have things in common
(Source: jonny-awesome, via ratjar)
Fuck. My friend’s having a gig tonight and I really ought to go and support. But I still can’t go to bed and feel like mental puke.
I’m having this sticky sunscreen feeling on my face and a rash on my neck.
I can’t handle money because of possibilities. I kind of hate free choice.
sister’s calling:
“had a dream in which I was trying to convince you you’re fat (in fact you weren’t)”
hopeless
(Source: youtube.com)
Fuck This Weather
Is there anybody with a Sweaty Grumpy Girls With Shining Faces Eating In Front Of Their Screens While IMing fetish out there who wants to buy the video I made? Running time 10 minutes, best offer
(Source: threetreesinatriangle)
This reminds me of watching Stalker and being so captivated by the landscape it makes you want to cry
(Source: ratjar)
You know you’re getting paranoid when you start thinking the postman is mocking you, right?
unhair legs -> put on sunscreen -> put on make up -> insert contact lenses -> fix hair -> drink some coffee -> lay on sofa and catnap until day’s over
Showgirls is my favorite David Lynch film
Cut your hair once a year then let it grow out then cut again
Ebay
Geeeeez don’t let Capricorns write novelssss… books, ok, but no novels.
